a little bump and grind for the kids

Some high school kids are angry because their school banned grinding at the upcoming dance. They argue that a girl gyrating her ass against a guy's crotch is today's version of the Twist and isn't sexual at all. I couldn't agree more! There was absolutely nothing sexual about that girl in the tight little vinyl nurse's outfit grinding with me last Saturday. We were just into Chubby Checker! Yeah....

Of course the real news today is the elections. But you can read about that anywhere.

So in more odd news, a woman who faired poorly on 'The Apprentice 2' lost her real life job as well. Her firm was unhappy with her performance on the show, so they canned her. wtf... apparently she did tell her teammates on camera that "the reason they lost the episode's restaurant opening task was because of 'those two old Jewish fat ladies. Really. They were like the pinnacle of the New York jaded old bags.'" Some people considered the remarks antisemitic. Nevermind that the girl has Jewish half siblings and her family has many Jewish friends who apparently think she meant no harm at all. Anyway, it's there in the article linked.
So I guess you shouldn't go on a reality TV show because your psychotic employers may FIRE YOU if you don't make a good impression while your every word and action for days on end is on camera and editted for the juicy parts.