Panties for Christ

Hey girls, ever wanted some panties that declare your intentions to remain abstinent until marriage? You're in luck! WaitWear has an entire line of underwear just for you! I'm not making this up. Though as one woman in the Fox News article pointed out, The underwear line is the most illogical part of the whole [WaitWear Web] site. Shouldn't it read: 'If You Can Read This, I'm Probably Not Waiting Until Marriage?'" she said. Steel chastity belts can't be far behind!

A first grader recently brought enough crack to school for the whole class. The child apparently thought the 40 baggies in his backpack were filled with candy and started passing them out. Police say he lives at a suspected drug house. No.... I never would have guessed...

Next, a Michigan man stabbed himself to death to try to frame a neighbor in a fight over a bottle of booze. Here comes Darwin...