It's the world pulled over your eyes...

According to Matt Drudge, Madonna declares some rather odd things about our world in her upcoming documentary. "The material world. The physical world. The world of illusion, that we think is real. We live for it, we're enslaved by it. And it will ultimately be our undoing," she babbles.

Err... what? Has she been talking to this man? And more importantly, is this man advertising a brand of razor, and if so, which one? That's a nice, close shave!


Apparently besides being an illusion, our world is The Beast. But wait... I thought it was a vampire! Damn you, celebrity musicians! Why must you disagree? How do I know who's right? Madonna or Billy Corgan?