When Vultures Attack

From Virginia we get this story about a vulture infestation and a father who didn't think his cunning plan all the way through:

Homeowner Scott Koehn had a bright idea to chase away vultures. He stepped outside his split-level home in northern Staunton with his son, Andrew, 9, and started firing paint balls into their roost in pine trees.

A single vulture sailed into action, swooping toward them. "It vomited on my son," Koehn said. "It was like a half pound of ground beef on his shoulder. It was so disgusting. We got it off him. Got his shirt off. And got him to stop screaming."

Bwahahahahahahahaha....

Yes, vultures do in fact defend themselves by projectile vomiting. Isn't nature beautiful?