I admire their ability to get paid for that

Want to know how to get paid for three months of drinking beer and watching all nude strippers? Ohio liquor-control officers know how! Here's the how to:

1. Become an Ohio liquor-control officer
2. Pick a strip club, preferably one with full nudity.
3. Come up with a reason to investigate it. I recommend the following as they sound plausible for any stripclub:
a) We suspect them of prostitution
b) They are serving alcohol (if prohibited), or they are serving alcohol to underage people.
c) Drugs, man, we heard they're selling drugs.
4. Launch investigation. For added fun hire a cute college girl as your "undercover agent" so you can watch her get naked at the club every night. College girls are hot, man.
5. Spend 3 months "investigating" the club. By "investigate" I mean drink beer and watch girls get naked.
6. Charge club or employees with a couple misdemeanor offences to justify your 3 month binge of boobies and beer.

Please note, if you can't find a couple misdemeanors after 3 months at ANY stripclub, you suck.

Conclusion: Congrats! You just got paid by the state of Ohio to spend 3 months staring at naked chicks and drinking beer!

So besides paying a college girl to take it all off at the club for months while cops watched at the club and on the internet, they also stole another woman's identity without permission and had the girl use it as an alias. They even claim it's legal.

Your tax dollars are hard at work, Ohio residents!