Muncie Gras?

Some pastor went on Foxnews and complained about Muncie, Indiana's miniature Mardi Gras celebration. I guess he's worried about the debauchery and whatnot. Of course I'd never heard of this party and thanks to this dumbass complaining about it, I thought it sounded kind of fun and looked it up. The party is expected to attract about 10,000 people to downtown Muncie on February 25th. Obviously that makes it many times smaller than Mardi Gras and unlike that wide open, week long, all night party in New Orleans, this party is for one night from 7 pm to 2 am. Four blocks of downtown are gated for the night and you have to buy a ticket to get in. People drink a lot and go to concerts. That's pretty much it. That's what this guy is going on a national news network to protest against.

Fox News must have been having trouble booking someone with enough righteous indignation today, and this pastor must have way too much time on his hands.

Update: The recipient of Dick Cheney's soon to be patented "Birdshot Facial" is doing okay and was released from the hospital today. I'm happy for him. Death would have really taken away from the comedy.