Death Biscuits

I bought some Jimmy Dean Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit Sandwiches. Maybe I should have read the packaging first. Each one of these things weighs just 3.5 oz. Into that little biscuit sandwich, they've managed to pack 330 calories, 29% of the fat RDA, 35% of the saturated fat RDA, 35% for cholesterol, and 39% sodium. I don't usually worry too much about that stuff, but damn! How did they manage to make a 3.5 oz item so unhealthy?

Jimmy Dean Death Biscuits. Catchy, isn't it? I suggest they rename this product!