Friday, February 25, 2005

absolutely terrifying

Yes, it's the story of a woman who apparently gave oral sex, saved the sperm, impregnated herself with it, and successfully sued for child support. What a sick, psycho...
The man is suing for emotional distress now, and I certainly can't blame him. It should go without saying that concocting this reprehensible scheme to have a man's child without his consent is a terrible form of violation. Disgustingly, there is precedent for the man paying forced to pay child support in this situation -- State of Louisiana v. Frisard.

What if Monica Lewinsky had thought of it? Ack!

Elsewhere, Matt Drudge seems to think it's newsworthy that a movie with a few f bombs in it was given a PG-13 rating instead of R. Yawwwwn. Wasn't "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" full of profanity? That was nearly 20 years ago. Let's move on.

In India, marriage is really going to the dogs. Bah, that was too easy. Some village had 4 of their little kids get married to canines. Really. It wards off evil spirits. I never knew. So the next time you're bothered by those damn poltergeists in your attic, see if your local pastor or Justice of the Peace will let you marry off Junior to Fido. If not, I bet there's a Vegas wedding chapel that will sign off on it. Look for one with an Asian Elvis impersonator because that would be cool.

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