Terrorists Capture GI Joe!

Okay, this has to be the funniest/stupidest news story of the year. Terrorists claimed to have captured an American GI today. A photo was released by the Associated Press and others. Many major news sources are still reporting the capture in worried tones. Well...... they capture a GI alright. A GI Joe action figurine that is...

I'll post the picture later, but I can't figure out how the hell journalists were fooled by that lifeless looking figure placed in front of some Arab flag. Just look at it, for God's sake! It's plastic! And check out that gun they're holding on him. Damn people are stupid...
CNN has reported on the hoax now, probably after a few people opened their eyes and actually looked at the picture for a few seconds. Drudge Report currently has the original photo posted as well as the GI Joe toy you too can purchase to reenact this exciting hostage scene.

Meanwhile President Bush has called for the capture of Cobra Commander, dead or alive!