One percent of the internet is Britney's crotch

The shocking result of a new government commissioned study is that one percent of the internet consists of web pages devoted to Britney Spears's crotch. One percent represents millions of pages to show pictures of one woman's naughty bits. The number of Britney's crotch sites exploded this week after Spears repeatedly flashed paparazzi while in the midst of a week long bender with the always classy Paris Hilton.

While initially happy as a clam, by Wednesday some paparazzi we interviewed expressed dismay. "I've devoted years of my life to stalking Britney," said photographer Omar Findelstern. "I often dreamed of the one perfect punani shot that would allow me to retire, but that unspeakable $%#$@ flashed for every moron with a cell phone camera! My pictures are worthless!"

Some industry experts expect Britney Spears's crotch to snatch up an unbelievable two percent of the internet by week's end. Their predictions are reinforced by news that Spears is still drunk and still hanging out with Paris Hilton.

Stay tuned!