cheerleaders and Abu Ghraib

Today we had an applicant for the title of Dumbest Lawyer in the World. David Womack, defense attorney for Pfc. Charles Graner Jr. of Abu Ghraib prison scandal infamy, played down the naked prisoner pyramid photos by saying, ""Don't cheerleaders all over America make pyramids everyday?"

Because this...


is almost the same as this...

Just ask Guy Womack! He's an attorney so he must know WTF he's talking about, right?!

Yeah.... I'm assuming Womack was a court appointed attorney. I can't imagine he gets many private clients with such brilliant opening statements. If I were Graner, I'd already be planning my appeal based on incompetent counsel.