Osama rambles on...

Blah blah blah... American infidels... blah blah... martyrs... blah... virgins in heaven... blah blah.... death to the house of Saud... blah...

Yes, everyone's favorite terrorist wacko has released a new audio tape. He reportedly rambles on for over an hour on this tape about his usual themes. Maybe he's getting a bit scatter brained in his advancing age. I suppose hiding in caves for years can do that to you.

Unfortunately for Osama's target audience, increasing exposure to the television stations of the Great Satan are leaving more and more young people unable to focus on an hour plus length tape that doesn't even have pictures! Not wishing to lose converts to short attention spans, Osama is trying to figure out how to produce "The Real World: On the Run in Pakistan/Afghanistan" without revealing his location. Top aides say MTV has offered a sure to be controversial deal for the first season including 30 million US dollars, 187 crates of lightly used AK-47s, and enough explosive material for 100 suicide car bomb attacks.

I swear, it's all true.... :-P